Today: Safety

Some advice comes in the form of well-placed instructions.

For instance, I once held in my hand and lit a firework that had a label on it that read:

"Do not hold in hand and light." - Firework

I have a scar on my stomach to attest to the value of this advice.

Here's another example:

Follow instructions, folks. Instructions are Good Advice, and may save you from swan-diving onto concrete or blowing yourself up.